Study: 16% of Americans Are Paranoid Dumbasses

According to a recent Rasmussen poll, one-out-of-six Americans believe that the Federal Goverment has wiretapped their phones.

Look Mabel, I know that rumor you heard about Tina in the church choir sleeping around on her husband with the mailman might be juicy gossip, but I doubt it's going to raise a red flag at the Homeland Security Department.

These poll result are even more asinine when you consider that most people predominately use cell phones, and that literal "wiretapping" is quickly becoming obsolete.