Caption Time!!

The counsel for the Texas Republican Party smiled midway through oral arguments, realizing that his chances of the Court ruling his way suddenly went up.

Many years after the football incident, the sad little boy turned bitter old man finally gets his revenge on Justice Lucy Van Pelt.

"Hmmm . . . let's see what makes this news ticker thingy work."

Shoulder-belts should come standard on Supreme Court Bench, in case of sudden stops of runaway judical activism.

Ruth "drops her pen" to get a look at the new guy's "legal briefs".

Alito sadly wonders why every attempt at intimacy ends up with the woman crying or falling asleep.

"Jeez, how much gum and boogers did Clarence leave under here in the last 12 years!"

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BTW, thanks for all those who expressed condolences at my misfortune this week. "Blessed are they that mourn, for they shall be comforted. "