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Thursday, April 20, 2006

A "Christian" fighting system?

This is one of the stranger proposals I've seen in a while: a "Christian" fighting system. Perhaps its premise is turning the other cheek so quickly as to break the fingers of the opponent? Or possibly it's removing the plank in your eye so that you can beat your assailant with it repeatedly?

The hardest part to master would be slicing off your opponents ear, without Jesus reattaching it over and over again.

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