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Tuesday, April 25, 2006

"The truth", as divined by the divine B.S.

Why does Barbra Streisand's website need to include a section entitled "Truth Alerts"? Here's its raison d'être from the page itself:
If...sometime within the last 7 days a falsehood has been written in print, spoken on radio, or aired on television about Ms. Streisand...the TRUTH ALERT will contain a statement made by Ms. Streisand and/or her representatives to correct that falsehood. Current falsehood corrections will appear in the section called "Truth Alert." After one week all "Truth Alerts" will be transferred to the Truth Archive. A daily visit to both will keep you up-to-date with these additions.
Sheesh! "A daily visit to both..." - are you kidding? Who does she think she is? I don't even visit my own daughter's website daily!

Even more unnerving is her labeling of her rants as "truth":
... I decided to tell you the truth directly whenever we learn of some distortion which has been printed or broadcast. By the way, this is the only official Barbra Streisand website, the only one that comes straight from me and my staff. So I appreciate your checking in occasionally on Truth Alert. I hope it proves a useful tool for you in separating the truth from everything that isn't.
Oh yes, I'll be adding it to my current spate of "useful tools" for discerning truth: the Bible, the U.S. Code, Snopes.com, and Dave Barry's blog.

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