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Saturday, October 21, 2006

Order! Must! Be! Restored!

It is essential that we collectively purchase at least 100,000 copies of Neil Diamond albums so that we might restore order to the Universe. It was today that, sadly, I discovered that, according to the Recording Industry Association of America, Neil has cumulatively sold precisely the same number of albums as has Kenny G (48.0 million). This cannot stand! Do your part for Universal Truth and puchase a Neil Diamond album! Today!

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