This just in: Madonna is a moron

So, some reasonable nuts at NBC have decided not to air imagery of Madonna on a cross. Madonna is upset. Perhaps NBC should show the concert on Friday night, a time Kabbalahists (Madonna is a dabbler in things Kabbalah) view as one when no work is to be performed. Said the prophet Madonna:

"I believe if Jesus were alive today, he would be doing the same thing," she said, adding that her specific intent was to bring attention to the extreme poverty in Africa.

Dear Madonna,

1. Some of us believe Jesus is alive today.
2. Strapping yourself to a mirrored cross as a means of bringing attention to poverty... this does not compute. Please check your logic unit. Reboot if necessary.
3. To associate the sovereign mind of the Universe with your tiny mental machinations is... moronic. This is typical of liberals. They decide upon an outcome (their desires), then orient all space and time (and even things spiritual) to support this outcome.